Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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