Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
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Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
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