suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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