im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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