You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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