I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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