She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
