At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
this is an emotional support booty call
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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