I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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