Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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