i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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