I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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