You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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