The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
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Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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