Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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