I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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