drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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