I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
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how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You've changed since you got that strap on
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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