You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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