i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
We talked him into tasing himself.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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