I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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