I heard we made out
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i was born a porn star she said
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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