The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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