How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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