Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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