I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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