Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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