you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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