why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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