i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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