Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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