Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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