the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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