he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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