Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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