ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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