then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
how does that bad decision feel?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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