Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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