I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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