Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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