He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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