I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
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The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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