i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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