you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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