this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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