if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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