i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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