Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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