I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
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