I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
