my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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