ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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