I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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