Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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