i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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