so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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